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    The Less You Know, The More You Make

    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    1. Knowledge is Power.

    2. Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows:

    Power = Work / Time

    Since:

    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money

    It follows that:

    Knowledge = Work/Money.

    Solving for Money, we get:

    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    Conclusion:

    The less you know,the more you make.


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    Buy a Mac

    I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

    I was against it and an argument started.

    I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

    He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

    And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."


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    Simon Pierro is reaching for the top, even though he is against wall


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